INT. BANK OF AMERICA BRANCH- DAY
How's it going? How's the internship?
How's the internship?
Mark.. .Jesus, I quit the internship.
We've talked about this on the phone,
were you even--I quit on my first day.
I do remember you saying that.
Yeah, it was a pretty big deal.
That can be fun.
No I mean she's actually psychotic. She's
insanely jealous and she's irrational and
Still, it's nice you have a girlfriend.
I do not want that guy representing
himself as part of this company.
You gotta move out here, Wardo, this is
where it's all happening.
Did you hear what I just said?
The con etions, the energy-
He's not part of the company.
We've got over 300,000 members, we're in
I'm aware of that.
--five in Europe.
I'm aware of that, Mark, I'm the CFO.
We need more servers than I ever imagined
we'd need. We need more programmers. We
need more'money. He set uV the Thiel
meeting. He's set up meetings all around
He's set up other meetings?
Without me knowing anything about it?!
You're in New York!
Riding subways 14 hours a day to get
How's it going so far?!!
EDUARDO looks at MARK for a long moment before we
EDUARDO comes through the doors with single-minded intent,
heads past the tellers and straight to a desk where he takes a
bankbook out of his pocket and slaps it on the desk.
Can I help you?
I want to freeze this bank account and
cancel all existing checks and lines of
EXT./EST. SAN FRANCISCO SKYSCRAPER - DAY
80 stories of polished granite.
INT. TBIELL'S OUTER OFFICE - DAY
We're in the offices of a guy who's hero is Gordon Gekko. MARK
and SEAN are waiting--seated side by side--for a verdict.
SEAN's wearing his best Prada, MARK's wearing his hoodie and
After a moment...
You know this is where they filmed
The office door opens and PETER THIEL sticks his head out--
Come back in.
They get up and walk into--
INT. THIEL'S OFFICE - CONTINUOUS
Several of Thiel's lieutenant's are sitting around.
We've talked it over and congratulations.
We're gonna start you off with a $500,000
investment. Maurice is gonna want to talk
to you about some corporate
We'll file as a Corporations eiaware
and come up with a new stock strn ructure to
allow for new investors,
Now lemme ask you something. Who's
INT. EDUARDO'S APARTMENT - NIGHT
A summer sub-let. A studio apartment the size of a small too].
EDUARDO is asleep on top of the covers in the un-air
conditioned apartment when he wakes up to the sound of a key
in the door;
One lock un-locks, then another--
--and then the last.
The door opens and JENNY is framed by the dingy light of the
When did you get back?
You scared me. I need you to knock first.
When did you get back?
I got back this afternoon.
And when were you going to call me?
Jen, it was kind of a rough trip and I
was tired and--
Or answer one of my 47 texts? Did you
know I sent 47 texts?
I did, and I thought that was incredibly
Are you mocking me?
I brought you a present.
Why does your status say "single" on your
Why does your relationship status say
"single" on your k'acebook page?
I was single when I set up the page.
And you just never bothered to change it?
I don't know how.
Do I look stupid to you?
No. Calm down.
You're asking me to believe that the CFO
of Facebook doesn't know how to-change
his relationship status on Facebook?
It's a little embarrassing so you should
take it as a sign of trust that I would
tell you that.
Puck you, Wardo.
You didn't change it so you could fuck
Silicon valley skanks every time you go
out to see Mark.
That is not even remotely true and I can
promise you that the Silicon valley
skanks don't care what anyone's
relationship status is on Facebook.
Please let me give you your present.
EDUARDO's cell phone RINGS--
Oh, your phone does work.
EDUARDO reaches for his cell but JENNY grabs it first to check
JENNY tosses the still ringing phone back to him--
Okay, this is gonna be tricky. Here, open
your present. It's a silk scarf.
Have you ever seen me wear a scarf?
This'll be your first.
EDUARDO's gotten the gift box out of his half un-packed
suitcase, tossed it to JENNY and finally answered the phone.