EXT. FINAL CLUB - NIGHT
AND SHE CAN
SMILE FROM THE HEART OF A FAMILY MAN
DADDY'S GONNA BUY YOU A DREAM TO CLING TO
MAMA'S GONNA LOVE YOU JUST AS MUCH AS SHE
Dunster is intense. Not only is there no
public directory but there's no--
MARK (V.0.) (CONT'D)
Leverett is a little better. It's
slightly obnoxious that they only let you
view one picture at a time and I'm not
MARK (V.0.) (CONT'D)
--definitely necessary to break out the
emacs and modify that pert script.
And now anew guy walks into Mark's room. This is EDUARDO
SAVERIN--a sweet looking Brazilian sophomore who almost always
wears a three--piece suit.
What's going on?
Perfect timing. Eduardo's here and he's
going to have the key ingredient.
Mark. What's going on?
Did you and Erica split up?
How did you know that?
It's on your blog.
Are you alright?
I need you.
I'm here for you.
No, I need the algorithm you used for the
Are you okay?
We're ranking girls.
To watch the bottom 200's heads explode.
You think that's such a good idea?
What's the algozithm?
INT. FINAL CLUB - NIGL'3T
The CLUB PRESIDENT is addressing the GUESTS from the top of
One of the oldest, one of the most
exclusive clubs--not just at Harvard but
in the world--and I want to welcome you
to this year-'s first--
INT. MARK'S DORM ROOM - NIGHT
EDUARDO' is writing an equation with a grease marker on the
window. When the equation's done it looks like this:
1 + 10( b - Ra) / 400
1 + 10(RA _ RB) / 400
Give each.girl a.-base rating of 1400. At
any time `Girl All has a rating R-a and
"Girl B" has a rating R-b.
When any two girls are matched up there'
an expectation of which will win based on
their current rating.
(tapping the window)
Those expectations are expressed this
Let's write it.
A few more attractive co-eds get let in through the velvet
CUT TO t
J_-NT. PARK'S ROOM - NIGHT
MARK makes a few last key strokes and a new website comes up
on the screen .
MARK makes a few more keystrokes and two pictures of two
Harvard girls come up on the screen.
After a moment...
The one on the left.
MARK clicks the girl on the left and another picture takes the
place of the girl on the right.
On the right.
MARY clicks the girl on the right while another picture takes
the place of the girl on the left.
Still the right.
Who should we send it to first?
Who are you gonna send it to?
MARK's made the link to e-mail and hits send.
Just a Couple of people. The question is,
who are they gonna send it to?
The party's in its drunken stage.
We move to a room where there's a co-ed poker game underway
with the girls smoking cigars, Aï¿½bra and a couple of pairs of
stockings are out on the table, As move through the poker
room, we see a computer behind one of the players. The
computer is indicating that there's e-mail.
A PLAYER 'turns around and opens the e-mail as the poker game
and the party go on behind him.
at it, then
He hits a. link and FACEMASH opens. He looks