Restaurant complaints

Mr. and Mrs. Mason are in a restaurant. It is there wedding anniversary and Mr. Mason wants his wife to enjoy the evening.

Waiter: Good evening, madam, sir.

Mr. Mason Good evening. Have you a table for two? I want us to be alone at table today.

Waiter: A table for two? Of course, sir. This way, please.

(Ten minutes later after they have read the menu and made their choice)

Mr. Mason: Waiter.

Waiter: Yes, sir?

Mr. Mason: We shall take fish, one steak, two salads.

Waiter: One fish, one steak, two salads.

Mrs. Mason: Have you any German wine?

Waiter: German wine? No, I am very sorry, madam. We haven’t any German wine. We have some Italian wine.

Mrs. Mason: Oh, yes. I like Italian wine. Do you, John?

Mr. Mason: Yes, I do. So – a bottle of Italian wine, one fish, one steak, two salads.

Waiter: Good.

***

Bennie	Excuse me, please. This soup’s cold.
Waiter	I’m very sorry. I’ll get you another one.
Bennie	Excuse me, please! This steak is rare. I asked for well-done.
Waiter	I’m sorry, sir. I thought you said rare.
Hanna	Waiter. Sorry, but this glass is dirty.
Waiter	I’m awfully sorry, madam. I’ll bring you another one.
Hanna	Excuse me, I haven’t got a fork.
Waiter	Really. Oh dear. Here you are, madam.
Hanna	I’m afraid I didn’t order this. I asked for roast chicken.
Waiter	I’m sorry madam. I’ll change it for you at once.

***

Waiter	Would you like anything for dessert?
Peter	Just a black coffee for me, please. What about you two?
Hanna	I’ll have a white coffee, please, and a piece of cheesecake.
Bennie	Nothing for me, thanks.
Peter	And could I have a bill, please.
Waiter	Certainly, sir. Just a moment. Here you are.
Bennie	Let me have it. I’ll pay.
Peter	Oh, no, no, Bennie, it’s my treat. Oh, there is a mistake here. Excuse me, the bill is wrong. We don’t order two bottles of wine. We only had one.
Waiter	Yes, you are right. I’m sorry, sir. I’ll change the total.
Peter	Do you except credit cards? Visa?
Waiter	Definitely, sir. Thank you very much.

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