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In the Kitchen
A: In this frilly skirt and a shirt she is a fat bird. B: Well, with her body curves and curly hair she is a rare bird. A: Ernest is always flirting with Mrs. Myrtle. I wonder why he prefers her. The King’s Breakfast The King asked the Queen And the Queen asked the Dairymaid: “Could we have some butter For the royal slice of bread?” The Queen asked the Dairymaid, The Dairymaid said, “Certainly, I’ll go and tell the cow now Before she goes to bed.”
The Dairymaid she curtsied, And went and told the Aulderney: “Don’t forget the butter For the royal slice of bread.” The Aulderney said sleepily, “You’d better tell his Majesty That many people nowadays Like marmalade instead.”
The Dairymaid said, “Fancy!” And went to her Majesty. She curtsied to the Queen And she turned a little red. “Excuse me, your Majesty, for taking of the liberty, But marmalade is tasty If it’s very thickly spread.”
The Queen said, “Oh!” And went to his Majesty: “Talking of the butter For the royal slice of bread, Many people think That marmalade is nicer. Would you like to try A little marmalade instead?”
The King said, “Bother!” And then he said, “Oh, dear me!” The King sobbed, “Oh, dear me!” And went back to bed. “Nobody,” he whimpered, “Could call me a fussy man. I only wan a little bit Of butter for my bread!”
The Queen said, “There, there!” And went to the Dairymaid. The Dairymaid said, “There, there!” And went to the shed. The Cow said, “There, there! I didn’t really mean it; Here’s milk for his porringer And butter for his bread.”
The Queen took the butter And brought it to his Majesty. The King said, “Butter, eh?” And bounced out of bed. “Nobody,” he said, As he kissed her tenderly. “Nobody,” he said, As he slid down the banisters. “Nobody, my darling, could call me a fussy man – BUT I DO like a little bit Of butter to my bread.”
Dialogues (диалоги) At the Jeweler’s
A: Ricky, will you get me this little emerald set? B: You bet I will. A: When? B: Well, it’ll depend.
In a Shop
A: Can I help you? B: Yes. What’s that? A: It’s an exquisite dress from a French collection. B: Not bad. Very fashionable. I’ll take it. A: We are selling it for only ten. B: Pounds? A: Hundred. Will you have it? B: Oh, maybe, I’ll come again. Maybe on Wednesday or Saturday… Yes... May be then…
Girl Talk
A: Sandra, don’t forget to add lard into your nut tart or it’ll be like sand. B: Mum, it’ll be bad to add lard. It’ll taste like tar. A: Then ad margarine. B: I don’t have any. I’ll add butter. A: Such lavish habits.
In the House
A: Where have you been, Ron? There are lots of spots on your socks. B: I was playing golf on the lawn. A: Oh, there even more spots on your shorts! B: Never mind! I can say it’s a pattern called “dots”.
In the Street
A: Look, Bart, there’s a Ferrari coming down. I love this make. B: Chuck, stop it! Let’s hurry up. A: This Ferrari is just like mine, stolen last month, in March. B: Chuck, I’m starving. A: And it’s of the same colour – blue star. B: Chuck, come on! A: A lovely car – full of charm! Wait, Bart... It’s got my car’s plates!
At a Party
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